(gap: 2s) Once upon a time, in the bracing seaside town of margate, three small boys and their mother spent their holidays in a cheerful guesthouse by the shore. The air was always filled with the tang of salt and vinegar, the merry cries of gulls, and the promise of adventure. Yet, in those golden days, there was also a gentle order, for Mother believed that children should be both happy and well-behaved.
(short pause) Mother was a marvel—her voice rarely rose above a gentle chiding, and her eyes, bright and watchful, missed nothing. She kept her brood in line with a kind word, a stern glance, or, on rare occasions, a spell in the corner. Most days, the mere mention of an early bedtime was enough to restore peace. But, as every child knows, even the sunniest days can be clouded by mischief.
(pause) One rainy afternoon, when the sky pressed low and grey against the windows, the world outside shrank to the size of our little guesthouse. The air inside was thick with the scent of wet wool and boiled cabbage, and the walls echoed with the squabbles of three restless boys. Tempers frayed, voices rose, and the usual games turned to quarrels. What began the trouble, I cannot say—perhaps a tug-of-war over a toy boat, or a careless word—but I remember well the moment Mother’s patience wore thin, as sudden and sharp as a thunderclap.
(short pause) With a calm that was more impressive than any shout, Mother gathered us up and led us, one by one, up the narrow staircase. The old boards creaked beneath our feet, and the wallpaper, faded by years of sun and sea air, seemed to close in around us. Into her and Father’s bedroom we marched, the air heavy with lavender and starch, and stood in a line before the bed. we stood in our short trousers and knitted jumpers, hearts thumping like the rain on the window.
(short pause) “You have all been very naughty children today,” Mother said, her voice as steady as the ticking clock. “And now, I must teach you a lesson you will not soon forget.” She crossed the room to her sewing box, the one with faded roses on the lid, and returned with a sturdy wooden ruler—the very one she used to measure hems and seams, now pressed into service for a sterner purpose.
(pause) One by one, we were turned to face the bed. I remember the feel of the chenille bedspread beneath my trembling hands, the faint scent of mothballs and soap, and the soft, stifled sobs that filled the room. We had never been smacked before, but we had heard tales from other children—tales of slippers and belts and the sting that lingered long after the tears had dried. My knees knocked together, and I squeezed my eyes shut, wishing I could vanish into the wallpaper.
(short pause) Mother, ever precise, made sure we were properly lined up—three boys, hands pressed to the bed, our knees knocking together. There was a strange comfort in my brother’s shoulder against mine, the warmth of his skin, and the way we clung to each other in our shared dread. The room seemed to shrink, the world outside fading to nothing but the sound of our breathing and the measured steps of Mother behind us.
(pause) When she was satisfied, she began. The first smack landed with a sharp crack, and the pain bloomed hot and bright across my skin. The ruler was unyielding, and Mother, though never cruel, was determined. She moved up and down the line, sometimes delivering a single smack, sometimes sharing the blow between us. The cries that escaped our lips were honest and true, the kind of tears that come from shock as much as pain. Each stroke was a lesson, not just in obedience, but in the weight of consequence—a lesson written in red across our backsides.
(pause) At last, it was over. We were allowed to pull up our trousers and crawl into bed, our faces hot with shame and our eyes swollen with tears. The world seemed quieter then, the rain outside gentler, as if the storm had passed both inside and out. I remember lying there, the ache in my bottom a dull reminder, and thinking that I never wished to feel that sting again. There was comfort in the softness of the eiderdown, the familiar lump of my battered teddy bear, and the knowledge that, even in discipline, Mother’s love was unwavering.
(pause) In the years that followed, Mother never needed to repeat that lesson. Whenever tempers flared or mischief brewed, she would fix us with her steady gaze and ask, “Must it be three bottoms for Mother again?” The answer was always a swift, wide-eyed shake of the head, and peace would return as quickly as it had left.
(long pause) And so, dear readers, remember: childhood is a patchwork of bright and shadowed moments. Sometimes, love must be firm as well as gentle, and even the sharpest lessons are softened by a mother’s care. In that little guesthouse by the sea, I learned that a loving hand, though sometimes stern, always guides us safely home.







