Stories we Tell Scene 140

“Well, normally you’d be right dear. Many many people who get evaluated in our labs struggle with the same kind of issue you’ve been having – kids, adults, big, small, you name it. And our facilities are each prepared for this kind of problem – beds are all outfitted with protective covers and the like. However, the problem is that we’re completely packed to the brim tonight and they’ve got you assigned to this brand new room that has just been completed today as I said – and the maintenance people haven’t had the mattress and pillows fitted with the proper protection yet. I’m sorry to have to be so blunt with you… But we’d like you to wear your normal sleepwear from home, just to protect our new furniture. Is that alright dear?”